So let’s say we meet. We chat. We get to know each other. You tell me where you live. Perhaps it’s Langley. I tell you I live downtown in Yaletown. You think that’s fancy. Although, I know what a shoebox of a home I live in, you wonder what my apartment [...]
I am a faithful Starbucks drinker. I go if not once a day but 2 or 3 times. If I stopped drinking from there, I could probably save up a down payment for a condo. So needless to say, the Starbucks staff knows me & they know what I drink. Sometimes [...]
The next time you decide to go out with someone new, inform your friends of such because when I went down to Yaggers to watch the hockey game with The Apologizer last night, my friends kept walking up and asking him how Kamloops is. Aside from the fact that I haven’t [...]
All girls want a guy who treats them like gold so why is it when we meet that guy we chew em up & spit them out? It’s true. The bigger the asshole, the more we vie for his attention as though his acknowlegement will redeem our self worth? Soooooooo pathetic.
I [...]
I’m sure by now, all of you have seen “D**k in a box”. The SNL skit featuring JT & Andy Samberg doing it up retro early 90′s reminiscent of Colour Me Bad.
Well, I had taped SNL as I like to watch it Sunday mornings. Great way to start the day as [...]