THE EX’S
(All names are a creation of my own)
Bruce… Most recent ex. Because I actually liked him, he didn’t make face time on the blog until several months in… also because there weren’t grandiose stories like going to Victoria on a first date as with Furniture Man. However, was referred to as two-four in early entries because of his age. Also very even… never too many dramatics to report about with this one….. fact is. He was just plum boring & well, there went a year and a half of my life down the drain. Now you know why there are so many entries about homeless people
Toys N Wheels – Where the boy worked at the time of said relationship
Shiraz - I admit I had to drink in order to sleep with him. I now have an aversion to this wine
Sow - Legacy nick name.. Friends called him this well before I ever met him. Wasn’t sure about dating a guy that was named after a female pig.
Bender – The only name that fits the lifestyle to which he is accustomed. Fortunately for me, I can owe about half of my friends from this source. (see Kung Yu)
Trainwreck – There is absolutely no other way to describe the man that I caught in bed with another woman and then tried to win me back by getting me to meet him for drinks only to have his girlfriend come and crash the reunion. Further incidents include 35 phone calls/ hour and a craigslist sound off.
Furniture Man – Owns a furniture business in Kamloops….