THE FRIENDS
In no particular order. (Ok so it’s order of preference.. that’s right you on the bottom.. hate you). Essentially this is a list of a who’s who in my life, how I know you and why I call you what I do. Some names I created on here & some names are inherent nick names.
Nanz…. Oldest friend. Met first day of grade 3. The one person I speak to 3+ times a day even though I HATE speaking on the phone.
Princess Nalini… Tattoo to match. Met at the end of grade 12 (kinda scared me at the time) Now resides in Vegas which will ultimately lead to my downfall. Very key in the car hijacking of 2004.
BFF… Nalini’s first Vegas friend and apparently new life long Best Friend. Shocked at how soon I get replaced!
AFN … That’s Nalini’s fukin’ Brother (insert high kick)
Stine… VERY important friend to me. Even though we went to the same design school, we didn’t meet til we worked at Supes together. Does NOT take my sh*t and probably only one of the few people that know how to shut it off before it even starts. Because of her I have met tons of wonderful people.
Fire Marshall M… Stine’s boyfriend and Johnny Cash lover.
Shaloah….. aka Scabs which was supposed to be a secret until she outed herself in the comment section after houseboating. Another important friend. Have bathroom stall/closet conversations like no other.
C-Hatch… Lawyer extra ordinaire and fellow maker of our tragic love sagas. Thinks name is too obvious. Commented one day regarding a post & named herself that & well, am too lazy to think of a new one.
Soccer Mom… Literally. Is of former Scarface (fell off cliff & scratched face) & Crazy Drunk Lawyer fame. No name stuck with her til she got pregnant & will now and forever be known as Soccer Mom
Splatter Platter… The only person you should go to Denny’s with at 3am. Soon to be Soccer Dad but Splatter Platter will live on forever in this forum
Dark Bunny… My bridesmaid. Yes, I know I don’t have the husband picked out but she really wants the job and the only person I know with a shooter named after her so I figure the perfect representation to put the step monster in place.
Brutally Honest 1… Also known as Brutal, has her own blog. I refer to her as my enabler (although she says that of me to her… ) I still wonder what can really happen on a couple of drinks?
Bell… Former employee and now world traveller…. Meeting her in Europe for Oktobrefest ’08!
Watson… Finger dancer extraordinaire. Any time you see me on the dance floor, chair and/or car flicking the gun salute you can thank her for that little dancing move gem.
Unis… aka Unit although hates that name.
Tito… While houseboating one year, some chick looked at him and said “I’m going to call you Tito”. No other name has stuck as strongly as that one. I think she then said “let there be light” because for as long as I can remember we have called him that. Depending on the mood, I have also referred to him as just Tit, The Tito or I sing AC/DC’s song TNT & instead sing “T-I-T, he’s Titomite…” Yea, I’m a dork. It started one night when we were at Brandy’s together. They were playing the song as we were exiting & it’s been stuck in my head since then. Only person I know that actually beats on me. If only I had a picture of my pants after my trip to Calgary last Stampede.
Lady… The only way we say hello to each other. Met in design school. She was taking Fashion Design and I Graphic. The first year is a foundation year where all the disciplines mixed. We had colour theory together & I left an impression on her like no other. It’s really any wonder why she still talks to me.
C Pee Pee… Lady’s boyfriend. He likes sluts, beer & drinking in public. We get a long great.
Jennifer… Because I know about 8 Jennifers, I will never change her name on here as it really could refer to any number of girls with that name and will ultimately be only a composite of the combination of them.
Gaylord… My friend from design school. Thought his name was Marc for the entire first year & when the teacher did roll call of the first day in the 2nd year & called another name. I looked at him in horror to which he replied with a shrug “whatever”. The person I was to originally start this blog with and after one day in, I kicked off. You can view many of our msn conversations on here. I commonly refer to him as gaylord, or my little gay elf. For no other reason then that he is shorter then me & when I call him these things, he just says “sure”.
Kung Yu… My ex’s old roomate. I have an uncanny knack of dating someone, breaking up with them and then staying friends with ALL of their friends. Throws me into holds on any given whim.
Furniture Man, The Sequel… The previous friend explains this one a bit better although after my recent decline to visit the Loops, I don’t know how friendly we are anymore. Best Water skiier I’ve ever seen!
KLZ... Prarie Girl that loves beer, shooters, beer, shooters- country & nascar…
Webdog…Fatefully met him at the U2 concert in October 2009 and has yet to disappear. Lives in Fort St John and on purpose.
AFNGF… Pretty simple. AFN’s Girlfriend. Witnessed my new years demise
Tulip… Because a name by any other wouldn’t be as sweet. Nalini’s cousin and my psuedo fire starting cousin.