Here is an actual email exchange between 2 guys on facebook… Stop believing everything one will tell you…. I’ve been saving this one for a while
Copper
dude dont know what went wrong..just lost interest..been seeing this chick for about a month whos fucking amazing..rich hot, fake tits, bmw but also smart, sweet etc..fuck im thinking of leaving my wife after the holidays..how fucked up is that? u need to come down and visit bro
raptor
Yeah man I need to get away. That would be good. That’s really weird because this girl i’m seeing fits that exact description. Rich, Hot, Fakeys and drives a 323 ci. haha. funny oh and did I tell you she’s 5 weeks pregnant. Yup!! NOw that’s fucking crazy dude. So does your wife know about this chick?
raptor
hey buddy long time, i’m in chicago for training. This town is crazy. SLUTS Tons.
copper
how u been buddy?
raptor
Dude when I see that pic of you in front of your police car it makes me laugh. I can’t believe your a cop dude. FUCK. the shit we did. JESUS.
copper
LOL no shit bro u should visit again soon so we can catch up..also i have a new cell
copper
yo
so she is moving out next week..i need a trip to BC to see some strippers!! can i crash at your pad? hit me up i need your phone # and email address
raptor
hahah wow dude yeah was a little confused because she was still in pics and shit. For sure you can crash. I’m right DT too. Granville and Dunsmuir. you can throw rocks at the ripper bar from my apartment.
copper
money lets be in touch! u have a blackberry too? i think we can communicate via them for free somehow? i just cant call or text canada cuz the rates are fucking ridiculous!
raptor
ya we can. I’ll ask my buddy how to do it. it’s like your number and ping on the side or something.
copper
cool hit my phone up when u figure it out bro..cant wait to see ya, lots to catch up on
raptor
for sure bro when you thinking of coming by
copper
i dunno..fucking soon would be awesome i need a break from this place..only prob is im broke as fuck! i could prob afford the gas up there and thats about it lol
raptor
Your broke? how come? Aren’t you working full time? We’ll you can stay at my place so food and a place are free. There’s a liquor store in my building as well. That’s trouble. Lol
copper
lol ya it is..cuz we put 2 additions on our house and now i have a mortgage payment along with all the other bills she was paying..my choice though so its all good..u prob have weekends off right? my new days off our mon/tues so when would be a good time in september for me to come up?
raptor
Doesn’t matter i’ll book the time off buds. Just tell me when your coming up.
copper
money..ill plan it in the next cpl weeks..ill prob come up on a sunday afternoon and leave tuesday afternoon
raptor
Cool dude I just watched that video. FUCK that must have KILLED.
copper
it sucked ass
so i popped my newly single cherry last night 
copper
wtf?
your status is “in a relationship”? u better be fucking single when i come visit in september lol!! hey would it be cool if i brought a cop buddy with, he wants to tear it up and fuck some canadians eh? hes a damn cool dude you’d like him. his pyscho ex shot him with his duty handgun, crazy whore..now he just dates and fucks hot bitches who wanna see his scar lol
raptor
of course and ya dude been on and off with this crazy chick but it’s over. Totally fuckn crazy.
copper
haha she hot though?
raptor
Yup, 33 huge fake tits, black hair, fake lips and a bunch of other shit. But fucking nuts. Great in bed. the best i’ve had. The crazy ones are always really good. lol
copper
lmao no doubt there
copper
holy fuck
raptor
Reminds me of the last girl I hooked up with at the roxy last weekend.
copper
hahahah money
raptor
SO when you coming up bud? this sunday?
copper
I’m gonna try and come up Sunday the 27th cuz that’s right after my payday, i’m broke as fuck since sam moved out..also my cop buddy who wants to come tear it up with us is outta town right now. He’s looking forward to Canadian pussy, i told him how easy it is..bitches down here make you work for it, it’s fucking bullshit lol!
copper
your money
your fucking money..i’m sorry we didn’t talk for a while over that dumbass fucking shotgun wedding..i should have known marriage wasnt gonna last when we got married at a fucking hotel.
raptor
No worries dude, I shouldn’t have stayed up all night before. So fucking stupid dude. Totally sorry. Next time you get married i’ll get there a day before.
copper
LMAO 
Copper
fucking eh
dude the ex is causing major drama…do me a favor and delete her ass of your friends bro! anyways im fucking pissed..i wanna come visit SOON but im so financially fucked since she moved out..i am still making my mortgage, but until the house sells im not able to make my other bills..good fucking times..gotta sell my new truck too..i wanna visit asap but might have to wait until this fucking house sells 
raptor
ok no prob. Yeah pretty sure I deleted her. No worries just let me know when your coming. Cheers bud.
raptor
buddy i’m so sorry but i don’t know how to delete your ex gashes name off my list so i’ve just been chirping her. Nothing rude but just little crack remarks. It makes me laugh so hard because she prob doesn’t even remamber me and there some guy from Van totally chirping her. lol fucking awesome. BTW are you 18 what’s with the hollister shirt. Surfs up dude.
copper
LMAO FUCK OFF..hahah..dude i wanna come to BC so fucking soon but this being broke shit sucks ass..you should come down to WA!?!?!?
ratpor
ya man i should you have weekends off?
copper
I have sunday/mondays off next 3 months I could take a sat off too!
raptor
Dude you should really drive up here. It won’t cost you any money but gas. I’ll pay for the booze and you can stay at my place. Bang some canadian sluts.
copper
Dude tempting as fuck..I’ll feel bad taking your money though!!! But hmmm I forget how easy canadian sluts are…Mmmm sounds like FUCKING fun
raptor
Taking my money? common dude. serious 100 bucks is all you need. I’ll load up wth fridge with booze and food.
copper
That’s the problemo bro, I don’t even have $10, let alone $100 lol..sam left me broke as fuck with 20,000 in credit debt..nice eh? We do gotta catch up fucking soon though..Plus my one cop buddy at work is bugging me to go, he can’t wait to see BC and the sluts!
raptor
Jesus christ. 20 g’s wow bud. that sucks.
copper
I had about 6G when we got together..Now I have 20..fucking nice huh?
raptor
Jesus what did she spend the money on? Does she worK?
copper
yeah makes the same as me..she was infamous for starting projects constantly in the yard, for example: $400 of lava rock around the bonfire, but she wouldnt do it right so then weeds grow and it looked like shit..bottom line is everything towards the house, and all groceries for 5 years were put on my credit card..all she ever bought was clothes for her and her daughter..everything else for the house and them i paid for..now im fucked in the ass financially..got a buddy from work living with me to help make the mortgage but i typically have about $4.00 left in my bank account before each payday..if i can just sell this fucking house things will get better cuz ill find a place for like $800/month instead of this $1200/month mortgage
Raptor
Hey bud I think your ex got served having to go to court. hahahaha i chirped her. That your doing?
coppper
lol no, her babies daddy
raptor
oh hahaha.
raptor
Dude look at what your ex gash wrote. I’ve been chirping her for months now.
FUck her.
Ex Wife: I have so much laundry to do! Mr.raptor are you on your way over?? I like the whites white remember!
copper
lol
copper
i love ya but quit sending friend requests to random females on my friends list lol. The last one is a secretary at the sheriff’s department, she was like “wtf cotte?” lol.
copper
bro seriously
please stop adding chicks from my profile, none of them are single, they are wifes of my cop buddies and shit man….
raptor
hahaha ok sorry dude.
Ok sorry bud. I won’t.
raptor
Hey man. how are you. Are you mad at me or something. HOw’s life.
Copper
nah bro never mad at ya we had too many good years together. But I can’t have ya adding all the females from my friends that I work with and are married and shit looks bad on me at work….been good though, bout to be a full time K9 Cop and moved into a new house with the gf. Life is good. WHats new with you?