One of the things I hate are stupid human tricks.
First of all… how does one figure out how they can do that? Do they all have older brothers who get bored & pose the question “Hey! I wonder if you can do…..?”
I ask that because this is how I became certain I could put both feet behind my head. It was because of a rainy saturday morning & cartoons were on repeat. Granted 30 years later, I perhaps CAN’T put both my feet behind my head but just a few short years ago I could still do at least one foot while perched on a stool at the loose moose. (I can not reiterate enough how classy I am). I was just glad that no one then pushed me over like my brother did leaving me scrambling pathetically to un-pretzel myself.
While putting both feet behind your head may not be THAT spectacularly amazing, there are many other ‘stupid human tricks’ that people figure out they are capable of and the proceed to go on television to showcase it and not necessarily for prizes. Usually just to show it off. At least if you do this on letterman, you get some meat.
please stop
no one cares
no one cares at all. and everyone is embarrassed for you.
I only write this becuase my eyes were violated with someone’s ability to twist their lips around themselves. I could change the channel but I had no idea what to write about this morning.
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Non-sequitor. I just flipped over to my fb & at the top of my feed a guy friend writes: just ‘Goofed Off’ for an hour and a half. Man my hands are dry now!
I’m personally totally confused by this statement because if he was doing what I think he was doing, why would his hands be dry? Yea, I went there.. so did you. So stop judging.