Busy Doing Nuthin’

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than [...]

Is getting fat. Ok, not totally but I see those people confined to bed & don’t understand how they got to that point. I am afraid of heights or falling from. I’m scared of drowning (I can swim, but it’s something about being on a capcized boat that freaks me out. [...]

If you say yes, I’m ok with that as I stand by the following judgemental tale…. (also because I just informed KTM that I’m back to being bitchy in that fun way… you know when you look at someone’s shoes & you make fun of them)

Anyways, back when I was dating [...]

When Bruce & I first broke up or what appears to be a facsimile of a break-up, a friend was woeful & asked me, “What are you going to do now?”

To which I replied, without pausing:

Well, I’m going to gain a ton of weight from eating all of my sad feelings [...]