Why there isn’t any mail order men…. I mean, when men become disgruntled & feel like they’ve had enough w/westernized women, they search out the lower economic climates to find some idealized version of the housewife… you know physically attractive, mute, doting woman who will take care of them.
In light of recent events I would care to open a catalogue to the following requirements: fit, hairless man (seriously, if it’s sprouting in areas other then covered by your underwear.. fix that shit! It’s not supposed to grow out of your nose into your beard.. It’s TWO eyebrows & back hair ISN’T an indications of where I should put my hands).
So we have fit. We have reasonably hairless. emotionally mature. (VERY KEY), financially stable, romantic man. Someone that tells you “hey, you haven’t seen your friends in a while, how about I take off tonight & you have the girls over for wine?” OR….. you seem really busy with work, how about I make dinner tonight? I know a great new low carb meal we could prepare.
“or just someone that Isn’t ME ME ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!! wah, i need a mother replacement.”
I apparently also need someone that is a therapist.