This morning on my way to an event team meeting (we’re preparing a networking event for April), I received the following 2 texts…
1: (in response to my question wondering how last night was) Just ended two hrs ago. wanna come out w me tonite?
and
2: (from completely different person) So I had sex last night will call ya later xo
To which I can only say…. damn. Nicely done and I feel like I have wet the bed. If you’re wondering why I’m writing about other people it’s because last night I phoned Bruce, invited myself over & the proceeded to go to bed and not in the fun dirty way you may think. We went to sleep. Come to think about it, I don’t even know if we kissed. No, we were asleep at a respectable hour before 11pm…… I am f’n lame. I realize now that I am verging on adulthood because I am valuing such things like ‘a good night’s sleep’ and that must be stopped.
Course 2 weeks back, I had planned a nice responsible night of light networking followed by some professional blogging when Irish Gal phoned me and informed me that we were not JUST networking but we would duck out early because her client had just passed her 2 tickets to the canucks game that night (don’t even ask me who they played). Awesome. I had declined Bruce’s invite to a Giant’s game earlier that day so I felt smug that I scored a free pair of nucks tix (course this was on their losing streak so kind of moot.. NASHVILLE! they played Nashville).
So in preparation for the night, I did what anyone would do & poured myself a glass of wine. I did manage to have a couple more at the YES event. So I figured I was good by the time I got to the game but not according to Irish Gal (guess that’s why I call her Irish). She managed to round us up. Not to be outdone, the gentlemen we met in front of figured we should be sufficiently liquored.
That one was weird as I left my seat during 2nd period to go to the bathroom and I was followed out only to be questioned as to where I was going. Once I informed it was just to the loo, he said he would wait & buy us some drinks…………… OK. Already I like him.
With no ulterior motive as he informed me he was married, he bought us our drinks and we actually had a great night. I’m just left to beg the question, is it possible for guys to not have an ulterior motive?
Would be a refreshing change.
As for the texts I had received…. well, to #2: It’s about time. I thought I would have to buy you a duster for your next birthday in order to combat the cobwebs you had forming within your bermuda triangle. (no, it is not Jammer)
As for #1: I will stand by my conversation I had yesterday. I just don’t know if I have it in me anymore. However, I have not yet experimented with red bull. So there is hope.