My face hurts & not in a good way. Not that I can really think of a good scenario which results in my face hurting. However, I got sucked into watching ‘true beauty’ last night & well, I’ve said it before but this time I mean it…. There is an hour I will NEVER get back. I like that they have a show on television produced by the one & only Tyra that tries to highlight the beauty of people on the inside as well as the out. Ironically, as you are being voted out, you are then essentially unwittingly ridiculed & shown what a horrible person you are & the contestent leaves humiliated…. awesome concept Tyra. Way to show the world you’re an ironic tool.
However… I do enjoy watching the contestants freak out when their informed they are not as hot as they perceive themselves to be.
Last night they judged people’s appearance imperically based on how symmetrical their faces were and compared one guy to Brad Pitt whom I think took the information literally but you can do that with your photo on this site, www.myheritage.com
I figured you’d want to see who I look like (maybe you don’t but I’m ego driven on this site)
So I took the best photo I could find…. my passport photo. It looks like a mug shot as I’m not allowed to smile but I gotta say, I’m smoking hot in my natural state.
According to myheritage.com (found it Nanz!) I look like the following people:
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This confirms my worst fears come true…. I look like a man.
Starting at the top & working clockwise you have:
Buster Keaton (no way, I talk too much)
Keifer Sutherland (awesome, I could save the world in 24 hours)
Gary Barlow (no idea who this is)
Tony Leung Chiu (yes… yes, I look like an asian man)
Adriana Karembeu (the first woman… at least she’s hot. When I use a regular photo, I always get Katie Couric)
John Cleese (RUN AWAY!!)
Michelle Rodriguez (explains the drinking)
Natan Sharansky (and I’m balding)
Maybe this is the real reason my face hurts.