I hate birds.. all of them. They are loud & they poop on your arm. I do not believe it is good luck to have crap from the sky land on you.
Constant drilling makes me nuts.
I went to a wedding shower. The bride & groom are friends of my boyfriend who’s parents are also friends with his. It was a jack & jill shower of sorts & everyone was there. Right when the dinner was being served, the Dad had pulled the beef off the bbq to carve up and announces to grandma “first we’re gonna carve this up, then cover it in gravy (we were eating beef dip), eat up & then make love on the carpet til the sun comes up!”
Grandma exclaims “I’m outta here…” and then looks at me to say “I bet I wouldn’t have said that 30 years ago…”
I almost spit up my beef (haha.. yes, the pun is intentional).
We all find some seats to eat our yummy sandwiches. Right when we finish our meals, I collect a few plates from around me & said grandma annouces “I’m not making love now!!!”
Best shower…. ever.
Don’t drink on mondays… it’s wrong against nature.
Ever since I moved to the west end, I have a problem with my internet connection and a problem with the mail. The mailman NEVER comes.. EVER.. i get mail once a week. I’m convinced the west end is cut off from the regular world and is always reiterated by the bearded man that sits on a bench and yells at me.