So as mentioned, wednesday was my birthday. Well, yesterday was Bruce’s birthday (yes, we share the same birthday, it’s like the holiday season in the summer with all the drinks/meals/parties).
Anyways, last night was lower key with dinner with his parents and his buddy at Kobe steak house. Everything was great. Drinks, food…. His parents even gave me a birthday card w/ some scratch tickets for my birthday. We decided we didn’t want to end the night when dinner was over and it was also one of Bruce’s oldest friends birthdays so where did we all convey to?
shhh.. I’m sorting out the guesses.
No, you’re wrong. We ended up at the roxy. (ok, so you were right but I thought I’d throw you for a loop). At least this time, I didn’t fall asleep on the bench.
So as we were having a few drinks & mingling, Bruce turns to me and says “I don’t know if this will horrify you or not”
My mind quickly raced as I was such a gong show the night before, I thought he was going to tell me something I had done that I should be utterly embarrassed about. Instead he dropped this bomb on me….
“So my mom gave me condoms for my birthday… “
I immediately started to laugh but when I woke up this morning I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Someone offered me this piece of insight. She either wants us to have a lot of sex orrrrrrrrrr she really doesn’t want me to get pregnant.
I’m choosing not to read into that.