I just got back from lunch with my father & my step mother (SM). Her birthday was last week (I’m starting to think everyone was born in August) so there was a small gift exchange. They had mailed me a cheque… last week. Hey, I’m not picky. Money is always a great gift.
Half way through lunch SM turns to me and asks “do you have a magic bullet?”
Now considering I still had condoms on the brain, I could only think it was one thing.. Yea, you too?
I stared at her in disbelief for a moment as my dad is sitting RIGHT THERE. So after a moment of staring, I stammered out.. NO! and then realized that perhaps she wasn’t talking about vibrators.
She went on to say that she bought one for my brother & his gf & they love it…. Yea, turns out it’s a one shot protein drink maker that’s easy to assemble and clean. Not the porny contraption dirty brain over here thought it was.
Maybe I need to leave the bedroom once in a while.