I’m on a Penis Embargo… It’s come to this point because I realize the only true cause of my grief are the owners of such paraphernalia and must be extricated…..
I thought maybe my stance had softened but after a long walk had become firm in my resolve and in vain effort, Special K tried to point out in an email: I will let you marinade on that for a bit longer . . .you know there will come a point when a girl is hungry and just has to eat.
True but the time for negotiating is not now… Now is a time for full lock down. This fort is closed. At least there is less shaving involved.