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Porn Stars & Gym Teachers…

So last night I went to the Mo’vember fundraiser down at the Caprice where the proceeds go to benefit Prostate Cancer research. Being the coky person I am.. I feel like I could do a better job (of course). Although, there were many ideas to be stolen for wigout next year as well & it was a good cause. I only say that because it was kind of a slow night by my standards & the stache contest went on a little long. Which is why I was so transfixed by the couple that couldn’t stop making out… like for an hour or LONGER!!! At one point there was some serious over the sweater action going on.. I’m telling you, THIS is my porn. I couldn’t stop staring nor apparently taking photos. I wasn’t the only one. When that didn’t provide enough entertainment for me, I would ‘accidentally’ bump Nick into the couple but THAT wouldn’t even phase them. Totally want to kiss this guy to see what all the fuss was about…

I was timid at first… didn’t get too close & used zoom

Then found another friend at the place so I could move in closer.. every time I put my camera away .. the started going at it harder & a little more x-rated…

Then Nick sat next to them, & it was kind of here where I started to bump them… Other people were photographing them at this point.

Because they were next to the stage, once the contest started, they didn’t stop… they just moved.. Here he’s licking her neck against the bar.. and I thought I was classy (wait, I am.. I am the one photographing them & posting it on the internet… shit)

tracksuit man

This was my favourite guy. He bought this track suit at Value Village, but I swear it was my mom’s at one point…

Here is Nick in all his Mo glory…  That smoking jacket was his grand father’s. There is a certain creepy element to having that handed down to you but so this is the same man that also gave him a Russian military coat. (wtf?)

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