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Least Likely Source…

Now, I’m not going to lie to you… I’ve gone to a couple of bars in my lifetime *cough* Ok, so I’ve been to a couple of bars this week. Even though, I’ve been known to be a bit of a lush, there are some drawbacks to frequenting such locales.

The hangover [...]

Dogs aren’t Reindeer

I’ve mentioned it before. Dogs don’t like reindeer or emulating them in any way. They would much rather be Santa as seen below. (yes, I have NO LIFE if I’m still posting pictures of my dog from over 10 years ago)

LOOK HOW SAD HE IS.. his tail is down & hating [...]

Crab Shoot…

First rule of crab racing… don’t talk about crab racing.

So I won’t. I’ll post photos

Here they are pre-race/dinner in the tub. You can see Syphilis to the right of the hand.

Here we are hovering around waiting impatiently for them to do anything.

Impatient for them to move, we got out the chopsticks [...]

You Motorboating Son-of-a-Bitch

Motorboat: The placement of one’s face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a well-endowed woman’s breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

So for labour day weekend, a few [...]

sorry I’m about to subject you to this…

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