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Why I won’t touch children #1:

Was in church last night (yes, I go to church), and the alter boy was in what looked like immense pain. He was writhing around, holding himself. There were even times he’d drop to his knees to do whatever he could not to lose it [...]

So I’m in Edmonton… Ok, settle down… really, you need to contain yourselves. I know you are all flaming jealous of me because I travel to such distant and exotic locations such as Alberta.

It probably wouldn’t have been so painful if I hadn’t stayed out til 2 last night on [...]

According to Brutally Honest, I’m the enabler. At least that were the first words out of her mouth when she woke up saturday morning or as I commonly refer to: Saturday Afternoon. Yes, what was supposed to be a low key evening turned into tieing one for the record books.

I [...]

Observation #1:

Friday night as I’m about to enter the Roxy (ok, an entire dissertation can be written about this bar but we’ll save it), as I’m about to go into the Roxy, I see JJ being kicked out because he’s too intoxicated….. great.

Granted it was a great moment for me [...]

This was a top headline across the papers last week:

Long Arms of World’s Tallest Man Save 2 Dolphins in Northeast China

Did I just read that right? They had to bring in the tallest man in the world to retrieve plastic bits out of the stomache of Dolphins???….. EW… It’s also [...]