Busy Doing Nuthin’

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How’s this for irony: I had a dream last night that I couldn’t sleep.

I also wanted to ammend an earlier post. I’ve given this a lot of thought. I will do Jazz Hands to the guy I pick up on my segway & [...]

Go to ladies night (obviously this is for the ladies out there..well, may be guys but that’s for a different post)

It has to be one of the cheesiest things you will EVER encounter. We used to go to the one at the Wild Coyote back when we were 19 but [...]

I think it would be awesome if right after I finish having sex I could flash “JAZZ HANDS!”

I think it would be a nice finish.

However, he may not find it as funny & I may fall on [...]

See Julie’s upset because not only was she just sold to that man but she can’t drink. She can’t smoke… no, she’s 16.

WHAT?

This is a classic… for the ages…. gimme a Zip…. gimme a Zap.. it’s Zip Zap Rap…..

This is in case you never got enough Menudo on your [...]