I’ve had that title before but it seems that there needs to be a small reminder to those out there regarding some of the things I draw the line at. One of which is that I don’t share food. What I mean about this is, if I order a plate or a side of fries with my meal, that doesn’t give you allowance to dip your dirty hand into my food & pick away at them. My eyes are rarely bigger then my stomach. (however, if we order to share, obvsiously, I can do that without taking out your hand. In hindsight, my ass may be a fair size smaller if I would just share a little more. But I want what I want dang it!)
It also needs to be stated. Never wake me up and by that I mean NEVER wake me up.
If you want to see a nuclear hissy fit of epic proportions, you let me fall asleep slightly only to jar me awake. It is a fact. I will go apeshit.
Someone had the unfortunateness to experience the wrath of Leanimal on the flip side of a sudden wake up. I met a guy on POF. He seemed normal. Seemed is the operative word as I hadn’t met him yet and as far as I’m concerned all bets are off until I meet someone. Case in point, boring dude who I met for coffee that didn’t understand that a conversation exists when both you & he ask questions back & forth or comment on things that are stated. He thought it best to answer & then stare at me.
However, the other one that seemed to be good on paper did have a red flag. We have taken to texting & chatting on the phone a couple of times. Saturday night, he had a couple of sangria’s and asked if I was a bad girl. I answered with um? He then said I should be spanked. So when I told him he was creepy, he informed me he was just goofing around.
Ok. you get 1. (I have truncated the text exchange for maximum sympathy for me).
So last night we had been texting a few times. Sometimes there is immediate response and sometimes there is a pause. However, the night got on and i sent my last response at 11pm.
I went to bed and fell asleep rather easily so little to my dismay I was not happy when my phone went off at 1230 at night. It was my ‘naughty’ friend. Phoning because he claims that I sent him a text at 1209. I didn’t answer. I did respond at 1am when I still couldn’t get back to sleep to tell him to not phone me again.. and then at 120 and then at 145 and then at 2 and 225.
His contention is that if I hadn’t texted him at 1209 (but i didn’t), he wouldn’t have rang. I don’t understand why he wouldn’t just text back. I also apparently was offside & inappropriate. I think someone can’t take rejection.
Um, I don’t recall asking if you were a naughty boy. I will never get some people or their logic. So rather then say they screwed up, it is my fault because my reaction was to dump you. If you are a good guy… act like it. I just have so often turned my head at the little red flags in the past making excuses for guys I date and what happens? I get bitten in the a$$. So rather then go down a bumpy avenue, I thought to cut it off now.
I do however, see the irony of the fact that I was upset about a phone call that woke me and then continued to argue about it for the next 2 hours but in addition to being woken up, I don’t like being told I’m wrong. It is a foible, but the crazy comes out in large doses when sleep deprived. I’m stubborn and even more so when agitated…… that is what makes me cute. 
side note. I did put icing on the cake this morning by correcting his grammer in his last text message. It’s a moot point. Not a mood point. The point doesn’t have feelings.
Yup…. that nail should seal the coffin
Other random pet peeves:
1: The sound of someone eating a banana. It is that smacking noise that comes from the pulpiness of the nana.
2: People who can’t pick up their feet when they walk. Especially those in flip flops that drag their feet or people who wear shoes that are too big and walk around like they are in Mommy’s shoes. You know who you are.
3: Watching or hearing people eat. Eating is a big thing for me and I can think of one friend’s husband that for some reason holds his breath when he eats and you hear this weird huffing noise coming from him as he chomps thru every bite. It’s gross & vowed to never sit next to him again
4: People that walk so close behind you when there is scads of room on the sidewalk……. go away.
5: People that talk to me on the elevator. I work at home. I’m not a people person. I just don’t care what you think of the weather.
6: Annoying laughs (ironic yes coming from me but i hate high pitched whiny giggles that emit from young girls usually on the bus)
7: Miley Cyrus. She talks out of her nose & is a moron
8: Children singing. This came about on friday as we watched the pne parade. They are always so earnest & well, I always feel compelled to want to push one of them as they hold their long falsetto.
